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A War of Ignition
Gas prices aren't coming down any time soon, and now it looks like inflation may be next. But that's okay—those AI systems we all love so much are getting too expensive also.
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Palantir Cannot See Why Kids Love the Taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch
Despite their penchant for building surveillance software, Palantir CEO Alex Karp is reportedly unaware of the cinnamon-sugar swirls in every bite.
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SKH Roundup: Irish Unrest and Blockades on Blockades
Protests in Ireland against the fuel prices spiking in part due to the Iranian oil blockade will surely be alleviated when the US starts blockading more oil
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SKH Roundup: April 6th 2026
The US is increasingly unable to fly aerial operations over EU airspace, so instead we launched a rocket to the moon
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SKH Roundup: March 30th 2026
All of the tech companies are racing to be in the most precarious position imaginable
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SKH Roundup: March 16th 2026
Boots on the ground doesn't mean boots on the ground, you see. Also, Valve texts back.
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SKH Roundup: March 9th 2026
Taxpayer dollars are for bombs and makeup exclusively
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SKH Roundup: March 2nd 2026
While the military wants unfettered access to AI systems, presumably to ask it if loot boxes are gambling or not.
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SKH Roundup: February 23rd 2026
Big Man is Big Mad at the Big Court
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SKH Roundup: February 16th 2026
A very normal few weeks for the United States federal government
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SKH Roundup: February 9th 2026
It's cold outside, both in terms of snow and fash
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SKH Roundup: February 2nd 2026
Terrorrists, Pedophiles, and Pam Bondi