What Goes Up
Tech CEOs push for endless spending and ask for us all to simply ignore the lack of revenue or value they're creating
Latest
Five Trillion Dollars
While Americans scramble to find their next meal, the tech industry dabbles in creating a sort of perpetual motion device but for AI investments
I'm LOUVREing It
The Louvre saw one of the raddest heists this side of prohibition.
Maybe Some Kings
Worldwide protests against the Trump administration drew some of the largest crowds seen in over 50 years, though the name of the protest may have varied based on your monarchical status
Siege on Chicago
The United States federal government sent masked officers to raid a residential building at 1am because they are very masculine and strong. No other reason.
Incoming Government Shutdown?
The US Government is at risk of shutting down again as Republicans struggle to figure out how to keep it open despite controlling all branches of government.
Where We're Going
A poll shows that sentiment about the direction of the United States has severely dropped among even Republicans. What does that really mean?
The Coolest Rock
We found the coolest rock in the history of cool rocks. We've also made a bunch of incredible technological strides while the world tries its best to politically shit the bed.
We're (not?) at War
The United States killed foreign civilians for show and is excitedly returning to the Dept of War, but we aren’t at war, maybe?
Space Radios and Cyber Crimes
While the United States continues to embarrass itself, science and medical research marches on.
The State of the States
This week brought an absolute cavalcade of headlines, so let's take a sec to dig through a few
Washington DC is Occupied
Donald Trump has deployed hundreds of national guard members and federal agents to the streets of DC in a deeply embarrassing show of fragility
Policy
Simply Outlaw Poverty
The United States tries once again to solve homelessness with incarceration, but hey, we maybe discovered how to do alchemy. In theory.
Policy
Defunding Public Television
A woman was rescued after 11 nights lost alone in the Australian outback, but that's not going to stop Mark Zuckerberg from building a datacenter the size of Manhattan so he can have his AI. Maybe it can better compute how many government services we're just going to drop funding for!
Heist
Where's My Charizard?
A small store loses a big dragon. Meanwhile, the US Justice Department tells the MAGA world to stop caring about Jeffrey Epstein, an AI sides with Hitler, the FBI seizes Switch games, and YouTube pulls back on slop
Politics
What Happens Next
A bit of a discussion about what happens next for myself and Stuff Keeps Happening, and a look at the flooding in Texas, an HIV crisis in the DRC, and Zuckerberg's $100,000,000 compensation offers
Politics
The Mamdani Meltdown
US Politicians remind everyone that xenophobia belongs to no party, as Zohran Mamdani wins the NYC Dem primary. Senate Republicans propose a plan which may lead to a $4 Trillion deficit increase.
Bonus
Some Other Stuff
Some of the things I was PLANNING to talk about before... y'know.
War
Words Regarding Iran
As the leadership of the United States decides to enter into war with Iran, they describe themselves as peace-seekers and righteously justified. Meanwhile, the world reels.
Video
How to Navigate the News
...without losing your mind
ICE
LA Fights Back
A look at the timeline of the situation in Los Angeles so far, as well as a few of the other trillion things going on right now
BEES
Millions of Bees
Fourteen million bees, a country-wide surveillance network, and the desperate hope for rhinoceros cum
Apple
Apple's AI Disaster
After repeated delays, more information is coming out now about just how bleak the situation is internally at Apple regarding their botched Apple Intelligence rollout
Policy
What's in the The Big Beautiful Bill?
The US Government is working to forge a new tax and spending bill, which currently aims to cut hundreds of billions from medical support infrastructure