Off-tober
Taking some time. Like, actually though.
Latest
The 1st Multi-Annual Devvy Awards
I present to you the finalists for most absurd story of the week
Regarding Lebanon
Israel announced an expansion of their war front as consumer devices across Lebanon detonate in a coordinated attack.
Feelding Your Information
They just wanted to let your data be polyamorous.
Nobody is Talking About It
This thing happened and nobody is talking about it! I can't believe they're sweeping this under the rug!
New Domain, Who Dis?
Stuff Keeps Happening is getting a few updates
A Failed Feline Gambit
The debate came and went, and all the while a man stood on stage and said his source was "TV"
Its French Protest O'Clock
Emmanuel Macron has a penchant for sparking massive protests in his country. Also, maybe streaming services should pay out better.
Interrupting the Chud-O-Sphere
The department of justice is disrupting the disrupting space of right wing disruption. Say a prayer for Political Party A.
The Prophetic Sausage Surge
A Boar's Head facility is found to be disgusting. Feds hit L+R+A+Start on their case against Trump. Hasbro has a new book just for you. Texan sausage desire is an economic metric.
All-You-Can-Eat Police
A woman learns the extend of an all-you-can-eat special. Twitter is very heavy. Breonna Taylor still needs justice. Google unleashes destructive imagination.
Nvidia’s Heist Episode
Nvidia pulls off an art heist. An 11 month update of the siege on Gaza. Google demands your friendship. I want to send files across the globe.
Corporate Injustice
2.9 Billion Person Data Leak
A near record-breaking data breach happened. San Francisco has a continuing X-odus. The Beast from within is emerging. Disney announced a sequel or two.
Politics
The Biden of Bad News
An old man wrote a letter to the nation. An HR company learns the difference between humans and resources. A promising HIV drug trial completes. Texas is gonna get a bit more Musky.
AI
Rain Snakes & Guilty Pleas
People really dislike AI. Boeing admits to doing a whoopsie. Two gods duke it out. Women deserve better.
World News
A Year on Mars
Europe has some elections. Clothing may be more easily recycled because science. Some folks just stepped out of Mars. An old man refuses to step out from behind the wheel.
Worker's Rights
DELL-icious Drama
Workers at Dell make a statement. France is in the "find out" phase of colonization. TikTok has some words for the US Government. Two old men will have a chat this week.
Titan Submersible
The Legacy Continues
The Titan Submersible is back in the conversation. The largest payout in history may go to the largest creep in history. Some dude was found guilty.
AI
I Do Not Recall
Tech companies are totally on top of what people want. French protestors push back against more road. Elon Musk would like a few dollars. The US says the ICC are the bad ones.
Fluff
Once Upon a Time in Tasmania
A reminder that we're specks in a system of chaos. A rare chance to hear a rare album. TikTok's looming end date sparks a technical challenge. The US is desperate to make Israel look good.
AI
PayPal's Bathwater
The world of AI is about as on fire as always. We're looking at our first Millennial Saint. PayPal got a nice loan from Belle Delphine. The US is wondering where everyone went.
Fluff
I Climbed Mt. Everest
A few humans did some pretty astonishing stuff recently. Other one did some pretty garbage stuff. Turns out, the internet is kinda okay. Also, wife bad.
Yay Science
Wrath of the Sun
The sun remains a deadly laser. Rich folks surely pay their fair share. US cops do what they do best. Tinder bows to Hinge, but Match wins regardless.
Bonus
How The SKHausage is Made
A behind-the-scenes look at how I put together the weekly Stuff Keeps Happening newsletter! This process has evolved quite a bit since the last time I shared it, so here's that.