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The Coolest Rock
We found the coolest rock in the history of cool rocks. We've also made a bunch of incredible technological strides while the world tries its best to politically shit the bed.
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Privacy
Space Radios and Cyber Crimes
While the United States continues to embarrass itself, science and medical research marches on.
Policy
Defunding Public Television
A woman was rescued after 11 nights lost alone in the Australian outback, but that's not going to stop Mark Zuckerberg from building a datacenter the size of Manhattan so he can have his AI. Maybe it can better compute how many government services we're just going to drop funding for!
Politics
The Mamdani Meltdown
US Politicians remind everyone that xenophobia belongs to no party, as Zohran Mamdani wins the NYC Dem primary. Senate Republicans propose a plan which may lead to a $4 Trillion deficit increase.
BEES
Millions of Bees
Fourteen million bees, a country-wide surveillance network, and the desperate hope for rhinoceros cum
Policy
What's in the The Big Beautiful Bill?
The US Government is working to forge a new tax and spending bill, which currently aims to cut hundreds of billions from medical support infrastructure
Economy
Line Go Down
I was told the line go up?
Politics
A Disappearing Act
The United States federal government is now routinely arresting legal residents without charging them with a crime; here's a few of their stories.
World News
A Year on Mars
Europe has some elections. Clothing may be more easily recycled because science. Some folks just stepped out of Mars. An old man refuses to step out from behind the wheel.
Fluff
I Climbed Mt. Everest
A few humans did some pretty astonishing stuff recently. Other one did some pretty garbage stuff. Turns out, the internet is kinda okay. Also, wife bad.
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Wrath of the Sun
The sun remains a deadly laser. Rich folks surely pay their fair share. US cops do what they do best. Tinder bows to Hinge, but Match wins regardless.
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Total Eclipse of Women
The Moon and the Sun are about to fight. McDonald's is very sowwy. Discord shattered a world record. Blue Checkmarks are hiding in the shadows. You may luck into becoming a digital homeowner. EA wasn't feeling supportive.