Corporate Injustice
The Prophetic Sausage Surge
A Boar's Head facility is found to be disgusting. Feds hit L+R+A+Start on their case against Trump. Hasbro has a new book just for you. Texan sausage desire is an economic metric.
Corporate Injustice
AI
Nvidia’s Heist Episode
Nvidia pulls off an art heist. An 11 month update of the siege on Gaza. Google demands your friendship. I want to send files across the globe.
Corporate Injustice
2.9 Billion Person Data Leak
A near record-breaking data breach happened. San Francisco has a continuing X-odus. The Beast from within is emerging. Disney announced a sequel or two.
AI
Rain Snakes & Guilty Pleas
People really dislike AI. Boeing admits to doing a whoopsie. Two gods duke it out. Women deserve better.
AI
All Rabbit, No Hat
A very unimpressive Rabbit makes its debut. Boeing is running out of whistleblowers. Google would prefer AI over employees with morals. G7 countries are concerned about Israel's feelings getting hurt.
Justice
Ring in the Refunds
The FTC is issuing a few refunds. It's Deja Vu for the Weinstein trial. ByteDance is not keen on selling TikTok. Boeing is a very safe place for safe people (lie).
AI
Inhumane Products
The Ai pin truly is inhumane. Boeing is a paragon of safety. Google fired employees for having a basic conscience. The Vision Pro is not the loveliest thing to use during travel. Stardew Valley gets, somehow, another update.
Fluff
I Am No Fool
This post has no gags in it. Be careful when sending dentist selfies. Facebook had their own ghostbusters. AT&T doesn't know how all that data got there. A 9-year-old wants to go to school.
AI
I Too Am Artificially Intelligent
Too much AI bullshit. An airline trusted AI too much and now has to pay up. Reddit decides to sell their user content to AI companies for peanuts. OpenAI missed the point of Oppenheimer. Russia likely killed a prominent dissenter.
Gaming
Fifty Airplane Holes
Boeing has some holey airplanes. Disney makes an epic investment. John Fetterman draws progressive ire. Taylor Swift pulls and Elon Musk.
Corporate Injustice
SKH: Rona Edition
I'm sick but heres links
Corporate Injustice
I Am A Smug Newsletter Publisher
Substack is having trouble explaining why its okay to host Nazis. An airplane decided to express itself mid-flight. Tetris has finally been bested by human hands. The documents around Epstein's case have finally released.