Weekly Roundup
Palantir Cannot See Why Kids Love the Taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch
Despite their penchant for building surveillance software, Palantir CEO Alex Karp is reportedly unaware of the cinnamon-sugar swirls in every bite.
Endeavorance
Increasing the number of smiles in the world
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SKH Roundup: Irish Unrest and Blockades on Blockades
Protests in Ireland against the fuel prices spiking in part due to the Iranian oil blockade will surely be alleviated when the US starts blockading more oil
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SKH Roundup: April 6th 2026
The US is increasingly unable to fly aerial operations over EU airspace, so instead we launched a rocket to the moon
Tech
Microslop Autopilot
One of the biggest tech companies in the world seems convinced that we just aren't seeing Copilot the right way and we'd love it if we just had one more feature...
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SKH Roundup: March 30th 2026
All of the tech companies are racing to be in the most precarious position imaginable
Tech
Scroll into the Abyss
Google and Meta scrolled a bit too close to the sun.
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SKH Roundup: March 16th 2026
Boots on the ground doesn't mean boots on the ground, you see. Also, Valve texts back.
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SKH Roundup: March 9th 2026
Taxpayer dollars are for bombs and makeup exclusively
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SKH Roundup: March 2nd 2026
While the military wants unfettered access to AI systems, presumably to ask it if loot boxes are gambling or not.
War
Well, We're at War
Again
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SKH Roundup: February 23rd 2026
Big Man is Big Mad at the Big Court
Epstein Files
Former Prince Andrew Receives Birthday Gift of Detainment
The disgraced not-prince Andrew has been arrested by British police on suspicion of obviously being terrible