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All-You-Can-Eat Police
A woman learns the extend of an all-you-can-eat special. Twitter is very heavy. Breonna Taylor still needs justice. Google unleashes destructive imagination.
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Rain Snakes & Guilty Pleas
People really dislike AI. Boeing admits to doing a whoopsie. Two gods duke it out. Women deserve better.
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Once Upon a Time in Tasmania
A reminder that we're specks in a system of chaos. A rare chance to hear a rare album. TikTok's looming end date sparks a technical challenge. The US is desperate to make Israel look good.
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PayPal's Bathwater
The world of AI is about as on fire as always. We're looking at our first Millennial Saint. PayPal got a nice loan from Belle Delphine. The US is wondering where everyone went.
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I Climbed Mt. Everest
A few humans did some pretty astonishing stuff recently. Other one did some pretty garbage stuff. Turns out, the internet is kinda okay. Also, wife bad.
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I Am No Fool
This post has no gags in it. Be careful when sending dentist selfies. Facebook had their own ghostbusters. AT&T doesn't know how all that data got there. A 9-year-old wants to go to school.
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A Leap of a Day
One woman made college free for hundreds of students. Mitch McConnell is retiring a century late. Stardew Valley gets a patch soon. Your allergies may one day be history.
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Wizard Crimes & Soapy PR
Harry Potter was nearly arrested. The Ocean gets an oil change. The US is seeking to send about $100 Billion in aid to wars. Disneyland Cast Members seek to unionize.
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Joe Biden's Vision Pro
Graffiti in LA is a "worldwide issue" according to the cops. Apple doesn't want your spatially-rendered dingaling. The United States is facing a serious POTUS problem. Israel is now bombing Rafah.
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Gobbling Knobs with Norman Reedus
We pulled a rodent out of a stump to predict the weather. Farmers in the EU have made their voices heard. Hideo Kojima attacks me, specifically. The US is jealous that someone else likes drone strikes.
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Israel's Unprecedented Statistics
They lost and then found a space tomato. Retail corporations lied about theft. The US FDA approved a new sickle cell treatment. The government of the US continues to support genocide in Gaza.
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I Am Not Lion To You
A lion went for a casual evening stroll downtown. Also, Apple settled a discrimination lawsuit, some carjackers picked the worst possible target, NYC mayor Eric Adams lost his phone to the FBI, and the beginning of the end of a famous protest.