A slightly less happy place

Disney lays off 7,000. Nintendo showed off some games. Netflix is really doing it. The UK government cares deeply about Call of Duty.

Here's our AI - Don't Trust It

Microsoft has a new AI but they say you shouldn't trust it. Mark Zuckerberg wants to get teens in his virtual world. Zoom laid of 1,300 people and BP is doing a "bad PR" any% speedrun

The Bard's College

Google and Microsoft race. People really seem to hate electrical substations. Twitter's premium service is not doing numbers. Even AI Seinfeld got cancelled.

Bonus

Extras: Bardic Inspiration

Well, they're doing it. Google and Microsoft are both racing to the AI-powered finish line.

Not talking about that stupid balloon

They found a very big, very old cave. Also, Elon found not guilty. Blizzard got a slap on the wrist. Everyone is doing their best ChatGPT impersonation and more.

A whole lotta earnings

A groundhog didn't quite make it. Lots of $40 Billion (with a "B") and AI is gonna start writing intelligent marketing spam.

We found it!

I mean, "we" didn't but they found that capsule in Australia. Also Google got rekt, Apex Mobile is gone and more.

Someone stole a gorilla

Someone stole a cast iron gorilla statue. Also Elon is in a bad way with paying people, King of the Hill is coming back and more.

A giant fucking boulder

A giant boulder strikes a house in Hawaii. TikTok and congress get frisky. The Fed is doing what they love.

Heated seats for Tesla by way of fire

A Tesla catches fire outta nowhere. Memphis police unit disbanded. Also history gets older.

Lots of COP STUFF

Cops are doing a lot of things but not a lot of it is good things. Chevron buys back a lot of stock because thats what cool cats do.

YouTube University

Get college credits from YouTube. Also school admins ignored warnings, fast food companies spend money to not spend money, and more.