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Two Million Dimes
Someone stole two million dimes form a truck full of dimes. Also, massive intelligence leaks, super old politicians wont quit, NPR and PBS are out of Twitter, the CashApp founder was not randomly murdered, and more.
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I've kicked off a new (ish) bonus vlog series called "A Quick Aside," exclusive to patrons and paid subscribers of Stuff Keeps Happening. This is a sorta behind-the-scenes series mixed with general outlooks, upcoming plan previews, etc.
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We Are All Lofi Girl On This Blessed Day
We got Lofi Girl Lore that we definitely didn't deserve. Also, more shootings, a giant trash fire, thousands of pounds of toxic dirt spilled, a sentient gun and more.
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Ancient Cave Hallucinations
ChatGPT hallucinated the opposite of reality and now is being sued. Also, the Mario movie is breaking records, Musk doesn't know what NPR is, cavemen used to get super high, Apple is trying hard to prevent more unions and more.
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Simply Don't Get Shot
Clarence Thomas "failed to report" hundreds of thousands of dollars in gifts. Also, Elon Musk has compromising videos of you, a ton of actual bullshit against trans folks, Tennessee lawmakers show their true selves and more. But hey, at least the Mario Movie is out
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Quantum Presidential Arrest
Trump has been arrested becoming the first former president to do so. Also, Tennessee lawmakers are pulling some bullshit, the EU is having Nintendo repair stuff forever, we did SCIENCE and VR is not as gripping as we thought
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Starbucks Really Hates Its Employees
Just a WHOLE LOT of blatant workers rights violations across the board. Also, RIP Sonic & E3, a torrent of dumb Twitter stuff, Iranian women are dope... and really all women are dope.
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Very Normal Accidental Bombings
New Zealand's sailors are like "nah bro". Also, some Swiss residents had a very bad day because of the US, RIP to a beloved singer, same sex marriage takes a leap forward, and we've got ourselves a speaker!
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Trump's Indictment, But Also Trash Spiders
Trump claims he was "INDICATED". Also, Google shredded evidence, a giant trash spider has appeared, OpenAI has been asked politely to not, the Pope ain't in the best way, and more.
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BSA stands for Bankrupted by Sexual Assault
The Boy Scouts of America literally did so much sexual assault that its bankrupting them. Also, we made a mammoth meatball, Chipotle is a union buster, we got a look at some Zelda gameplay and more
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$24 Billion, just *POOF*!
Twitter is not worth as much as it was sold for. Also, Levi's would rather not have to pay models, cops are still in less danger than teachers, some tigers got loose in Georgia, a tornado leveled a town, and the Pope's drip is not real.
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A Lock Of Beethoven's Hair
We sequenced Beethovens genome and oops he had hep-B. Also, Soulja Boy crypto charges, Counter Strike 2 is a thing, a hospital has chosen to opt out of delivering babies, Biden's approval rating ain't great and more.