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Starbucks Really Hates Its Employees
Just a WHOLE LOT of blatant workers rights violations across the board. Also, RIP Sonic & E3, a torrent of dumb Twitter stuff, Iranian women are dope... and really all women are dope.
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Very Normal Accidental Bombings
New Zealand's sailors are like "nah bro". Also, some Swiss residents had a very bad day because of the US, RIP to a beloved singer, same sex marriage takes a leap forward, and we've got ourselves a speaker!
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Trump's Indictment, But Also Trash Spiders
Trump claims he was "INDICATED". Also, Google shredded evidence, a giant trash spider has appeared, OpenAI has been asked politely to not, the Pope ain't in the best way, and more.
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BSA stands for Bankrupted by Sexual Assault
The Boy Scouts of America literally did so much sexual assault that its bankrupting them. Also, we made a mammoth meatball, Chipotle is a union buster, we got a look at some Zelda gameplay and more
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$24 Billion, just *POOF*!
Twitter is not worth as much as it was sold for. Also, Levi's would rather not have to pay models, cops are still in less danger than teachers, some tigers got loose in Georgia, a tornado leveled a town, and the Pope's drip is not real.
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A Lock Of Beethoven's Hair
We sequenced Beethovens genome and oops he had hep-B. Also, Soulja Boy crypto charges, Counter Strike 2 is a thing, a hospital has chosen to opt out of delivering babies, Biden's approval rating ain't great and more.
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That Is Not Where Mountain Lions Go
You really should keep an eye out for them. Also, LAPD with the own goal. COVID origins further explored. School service workers strike, and I gush about a video game for a bit.
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Mercurial Permafrost
Who needs a mortgage when you have Magic? Permafrost melting may be creating literal poison. Some old man said a thing on the internet. Wyoming doubly hates women. Google wants to win the "who had the shittiest layoffs" award.
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Biden Announces Election Loss Any% Run
The Valve Steam Deck is 10% off right now which is super great. The rest of the stuff that is happening is far, far less super great than that, so let's just focus on the Steam Deck, yeah? No? Fine.
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What About Artificial Stupidity?
Biden approves a massive oil drilling project. The A got a bit more I. Google is doing the thing they do best. You're gonna see a bunch of outrage about nothing. Meta would prefer to just not have employees, and we say goodbye to some good games.
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FDIC Insured Daylight
Silicon Valley Bank failed, but we still saved daylight. The next big AI thing is gonna drop soon. You can apparently accidentally unlock the wrong Tesla. Twitter is charging absurd prices for their worse API. Also an asteroid probably wont hit us but you never know!
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Illegal Beef
The beef claimed to be British but that was a lie. Mitch McConnell fell lol. The roman artifact was maybe not so phallic? Tesla steering wheels are falling off again and a literal heist went down in Chile.