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I Am The New Tucker Carlson
The cop who killed Breonna Taylor has a new gig! Also, some guys named Tucker Lemon and Don Carlson lost their jobs I think, your AI friend would like a word with you, Sonic has a new union and more.
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I Would Walk 500 Miles
The Proclaimers will not be at the coronation because they supported the interruption of the proclamation. Also, Twitter mishaps, Supreme Court non-decisions, expensive AI hardware and more.
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I've Poisoned Your Cheesecake
We arrested some Nazis for setting stuff alight. Also, the FBI still doesn't like encryption, Twitter finally drops old blue checks, an attempted murder-by-cheesecake, Imgur goes full Tumblr and more.
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Extras: "Separation" - A Quick Aside, April 20th 2023
Hello, dear readers! It's time for another Quick Aside. I changed up the format ever so slightly, mostly because I am quite tired.
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Mouse Brains in Shocking Clarity
Lemme tell ya, we can really REALLY look at mouse brains now. Also, stop shooting people, video game accessibility is neat, Twitter does not care about trans people, Amazon is butthurt and more.
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Artificial Human Resources
Companies love AI because it optimizes numbers while ignoring humanity. Also, Montana likely to ban TikTok state-wide somehow, Google is spooked about AI, even more shootings and more. And yet, I remain excited for the new Zelda.
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Two Million Dimes
Someone stole two million dimes form a truck full of dimes. Also, massive intelligence leaks, super old politicians wont quit, NPR and PBS are out of Twitter, the CashApp founder was not randomly murdered, and more.
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Extras: A Quick Aside, April 13 2023
I've kicked off a new (ish) bonus vlog series called "A Quick Aside," exclusive to patrons and paid subscribers of Stuff Keeps Happening. This is a sorta behind-the-scenes series mixed with general outlooks, upcoming plan previews, etc.
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We Are All Lofi Girl On This Blessed Day
We got Lofi Girl Lore that we definitely didn't deserve. Also, more shootings, a giant trash fire, thousands of pounds of toxic dirt spilled, a sentient gun and more.
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Ancient Cave Hallucinations
ChatGPT hallucinated the opposite of reality and now is being sued. Also, the Mario movie is breaking records, Musk doesn't know what NPR is, cavemen used to get super high, Apple is trying hard to prevent more unions and more.
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Simply Don't Get Shot
Clarence Thomas "failed to report" hundreds of thousands of dollars in gifts. Also, Elon Musk has compromising videos of you, a ton of actual bullshit against trans folks, Tennessee lawmakers show their true selves and more. But hey, at least the Mario Movie is out
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Quantum Presidential Arrest
Trump has been arrested becoming the first former president to do so. Also, Tennessee lawmakers are pulling some bullshit, the EU is having Nintendo repair stuff forever, we did SCIENCE and VR is not as gripping as we thought